hung over as fuck

You attempt a sentence but as far as you can get is I'm hungover as fuck....

Sarah: So, late night huh? bet you're feeling..
Jenn: Hung over as fuck....
Sarah: Don't even attempt to finish that, I feel your pain
Jenn: much appreciated don't think i have the mental capacity to finish a full sentence

Sarah: hungover as a fuck...ing person drinking tequilla for the 1st time
Jenn:...yep that would about sum things up...ughhhh

by drunkydrunkfuck April 15, 2012

MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.

AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.

by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011

Fuck a femboy day

On July 12th is the international fuck a femboy day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Shiii can't believe tomorrow is fuck a femboy day
Guy 2: I know right? Can't wait to hang out with you tomorrow! uwu
Guy1: Yeah... wait what?

by nothing here bro January 22, 2023

I fucked someone

Had sex with a random girl /guy had no idea about them because you were drunk

Hey bro i fucked someone
Bro who

Idk the girl i think

by That one dumb one October 28, 2019

god fucking damn

hilarious combination of god-damn and fucking
used by bunny from the retarded animal babies

bunny: 'did i die again? god fucking damn!'

by :leo: January 9, 2006

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole

I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.

by SqirrelsNuts August 1, 2016

asian fuck boy

The small population of hot looking Asian boys. They look hot, good sense of style, amazing hair, and an amazing sneaker game. They got a look that they give that can melt girls' hearts. Though they are very "rare", you'll know him when you see him, because you'll never forget it.

Woah?! Did you see him? Yeah! He's such an Asian fuck boy! I know right?! He's so hot!!!

by ParzivaltheWrestler November 21, 2016