Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018

A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

willy f-ers

A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.

"Look, a group of Willy F-ers"

"Indeed!"

"I don't get how that's an example"

"Indeed!"

by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009