Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

by Cursive March 5, 2005

slap dune

Fuckin that pussy

"Hey man,last night i saw you and that girl go into the bedroom. Did you"slap dune"? Damn straight I did.

by Easydoesit March 4, 2009

moon slap

To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.

I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.

by Sir Glame February 24, 2010

song slap

The act of singing a part of a song in order to get it stuck in the head of the recipient of the slap.

Slapper: "Never gonna give you up"
Recipient: "Never gonna let you down" Damnit you song slapped me.

by bmellowfello April 17, 2015

Niven Slap

This term is used for a really hard slap on an unpopular kid. When the perpetrator lines up his Niven Slap he usually will do stretches with his hand and arms. The victim can sometimes be left unconscious.

Wayne Rooney: Hey guys, I'm back at Man U!
Berbatov: *Niven Slaps* Yeah, that shut you up!

by Chimble Conroy October 25, 2010

Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011