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Scream Wank

Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.
I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.
by joeking January 21, 2015
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Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made
You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?
by jzachary October 18, 2010
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Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018
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Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful
" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"
by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015
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wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing
wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew
Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew
by Ruajohn February 12, 2019
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Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.
John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.
by WrongForLife August 29, 2019
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