by yellow6a December 14, 2010
by Ezdawgtucks May 07, 2015
This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018
Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.
I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.
by joeking January 21, 2015
by Ryisheodheb August 01, 2017
Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!
Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...
Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...
by FunkStuff December 01, 2007
"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"
"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"
"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"
by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017