It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.
Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!
by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009
mugGet the It's older than smsmug.
if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit
sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 2, 2022
mugGet the your dick is bigger than minemug.

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)
"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"
by Mark28392 September 4, 2012
mugGet the slower than a tax rebatemug.

Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
#PresidentialSecrets

Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.
by RCCola11581 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Cooler than a cough dropmug.

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