Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"

by rasta shoes December 24, 2016

taco hole

A faux insult that sounds offensive. Also a taco shaped hole.

A.) Dont squirt me with the hose, you taco hole!

B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.

by B429 January 31, 2009

glossy taco

Christine from Simply Nailogical on YouTube uses this word to define the glossy top coat she paints on her nail when she's done with holographic nail art.

I'm going to put a glossy taco on that to seal it in!

by Livvy124887 July 16, 2017

Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male

She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.

by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 08, 2009

titty tacos

The act of placing taco making materials in between a large breasted girls tits, and nom noming all night long.

Man, i'd like to make titty tacos inbetween her titties.

by TacoKing0192 January 24, 2011

portuguese taco

The act of not wiping your anus and forgetting to remove all excess fecal matter.

Ken, what's that smell? do you have a Portuguese taco again?

by long_dong_silver March 12, 2014

Dirty Taco

A taco is a girl's vagina. A dirty taco is her vagina after having unprotected sex.

My girlfriend just started taking birth control. Tonight, she'll have a dirty taco.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 24, 2017