tomato pie

(noun) A pizza in which the cheese is under the sause, although the term is often applied to pizza without cheese at all (That's not the accurate use of the term, but who really cares?)

"I'm allergic to cheese... I'll just have a tomato pie."

by Merry-um Winthrop March 15, 2004

Ooter Pie

A large round object that goes in your ass.

Check out that Ooter Pie, that shit will fuck your asshole up!

by Vyzai Shar April 20, 2009

American Pie

1. Another obsession for fundamentalists (religious fanatics) to overanalyze, which they do with just about everything. Generally, it's a hit song by Don McLean which was a big smash in 1971. The lyrics refer to several events and pop culture phenominae during the time period from the late 40s to around 1970. AKA "The Day the Music Died", this tune refers to the plane crash deaths of Buddy Holly, Richard Valens, and The Big Bopper at the same time in the late 1950's. Played excessively by radio stations, it's considered to be a "classic", but then again, so is "You You -YOU" by Peter Frampton, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf and "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Booneand other shit. In 2000 Madonna released a cover of this tune, and it ain't that hot.

2. a series of "coming-of-age" sex-crazed-teens-just-gotta-get-laid movies from 1999 to the present that feature nothing in their plots that haven't been done before, except that one of the main male characters fucks an apple pie. How inspiring, NOT!

1. Miss American Pie took her Chevy to the levee. OK, now what comes next?

2. The American Pie movies are now a franchise like the National Lampoon series and are an example of how comedy flicks, as well as movies in general have pretty much declined in quality in the past 10 years or so.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 28, 2007

poochie pie

Nickname used by MJA for the dog Snowball.

Poochie pie would you like to go to OTB?

by Annie February 4, 2003

baking a pie

an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture

i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me.

by pieeeeeee April 9, 2006

pudding pie

When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie

John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby

Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible

Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon

by brianisinthekitchen February 22, 2011

fag pie

insult, a colorfull metaphore to pertain to the amount of ones gayness

person: why cant we get along?
person: dude....ur such a fucking fag pie filled with fag filling topped with whipped fag

by zane g April 1, 2008