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Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.
Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.
by Gagandeep Singha November 25, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
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Matthew yazbek

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"
by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022
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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
by pluhmm November 16, 2021
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
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Matthew Billy

Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.
K-Breezy, Tim, And Raisian think that Matthew Billy needs help for thinking the he is the African King and that his delicious girlfriend Tasty is the African Queen. Matthew Billy has lost his shit.
by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020
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