the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 24, 2008

A Beast

Something that is hard or sucks.

Steve: (after getting toilet-dunked and realizing there are no paper towels left) Great. No paper towels. This day is a beast.

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.

Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!

by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010

Beast pussy

A girl who likes to have animal cum inside a vagina

My girlfriend is a beast pussy

by Glitcher December 24, 2018

Ralphy the Bear Beast

A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !

Have you seen Ralphy the Bear Beasts newest upload ?

by Ralphy Fan 23 October 20, 2019

Tabloid Beast

Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree

‘Did you see him off the telly’s been arrested!? Yeah turned out he was a tabloid beast’

by PGTips Official February 21, 2023

Beer beast

A person that drinks copious amount of beer and then goes about their business.

You're a real, Beer beast, that's what you do !!

by olry urabus January 25, 2015