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Zombie

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A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.
a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga
by svint August 9, 2024
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The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse
by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025
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zombie hunger

I just smoked a fat blunt. the munchies hit so hard I'm feeling some mad zombie hunger
by sk8ermex November 18, 2016
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zombie kamikazi

The act of committing suicide while under capture in a zombie apocalypse, and trying to get back at said kidnappers by being a zombie by the time they come to check on you unnaware and getting bit.
She thought to her self, "These bastards wanna play huh?" As she slit her throat commiting zombie kamikazi in the hopes her captors would face a swift ending upon their return to the cabin.
by OdRalf October 10, 2020
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zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.
All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.
by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018
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