by Honorable_Morsh August 13, 2018

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!
by J-t-A July 28, 2025

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

by Than Leolater June 1, 2018
