Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

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Johnny Kurniawan

Johnny Kurniawan likes haircuts in cukur Bogor , he often comes to stop by Bogor Because Bogor is everything to him, he really likes Bogor, what more if he has a haircut he likes Brandon the most

Johnny Kurniawan

by JoniKurni November 23, 2021

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Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

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Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

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A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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