swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.

jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.

by thepowerhouse21 May 8, 2011

rhino swag

when you wear all gray clothing and look like a rhino

dude whats with the all grey today?
dude its called rhino swag

by matt b and chris d January 20, 2011

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.

"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"

by kevoritels October 22, 2011

khamly-swag

a type of species in which they are always in hunger for women of any sort no matter how disgusting or filthy they are. the Khamly-swags where bottoms that are not long enough to be pants yet not short enough to be shorts. big tees with a ridiculously looking slick back hair style. they are unable to speak proper english so they speak with a hoodlum accent and can never keep still. once they grow older they grow an irritating itch in the private genitalia area in which they scratch with a bulldozing motion.

hey dad those khamly-swags are real idiots

by baey July 8, 2010

Fag swag

When your swag asf and everyone thinks your gay, and you admittedly act gay because you want stupid mfs to leave you the fuck alone and they still don’t know they got words more aggressively insulting.

Fag swag bitch.

by Titus dyfilid March 3, 2019