five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Second Virginity

The time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn't the first but the most memorable

Shit... I lost my second virginity... it was the best!

by idku333 October 10, 2016

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.

girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush

by 5 second crush March 14, 2016

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 1, 2018

second sent

When something still feels epic, and it's not over it feels second sent.

That date from last night still
Has me feeling second sent .

by The wordmakerz July 20, 2017