Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024
Get the close encounter of the twenty-second kindmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-double-second-cousinmug. Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the 30 second tor upmug. The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
Get the Second Christmasmug. Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the second-hand noisemug. A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
Get the 30 second microwave jobmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The Second Sealmug.