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Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

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Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

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by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

Russian ass slap

When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously

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by Hyghry12309 December 23, 2020

Russian Swamp Goggles

To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep

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