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Post Police 

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)
"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
Post Police by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004

post-civil rights 

Admission that the movement of the 1950s, 60s, and 70s was successful. An acceptance that the struggle for civil equality is over because what was granted has affected lasting, positive change.
Use of the phrase post-civil rights movement ignores the continual struggle for racial, gender, and educational advancement and equality because such a term conveys a belief that a civil rights movement has a start and end point. Marches end; movements do not.

Post-Prom Attraction (PPA) 

The temporary false attraction/chemistry that occurs after a couple goes to prom. The couple usually starts dating or hanging out after the event, and the "relationship" becomes Facebook official in a matter of days.

The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.

Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.

*24 hours later*

John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*

Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*

post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.
"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

post-ironic reverse reverse psychology 

Saying what you really feel in an ironic tone of voice.
E.g. 1 (Spoken in an Aubrey Plaza monotone) *rolls eyes* "Oh yeah, I totally wanna have sex with you right now."

E.g. 2 "She was using post-ironic reverse reverse psychology again."

post-partum 

This is one of other words with post, indicating to depression after having mail delivered that can make you feel restless, anxious, fatigued and worthless
She suffered from a post-partum effect after having e-mail delivered.