Pirates-Day

A small party in which people drink rum because thats what pirates drink. this party may include from 2-6 people

pirates-day is a national holiday that is on july 8th

by Andrew- August 29, 2006

Pirate head

the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.

Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.

by Chachtastic February 13, 2009

piratehooking

is when you take your index finger, and wrap your index finger around your penis and move up and down.

if a girl wants to jerk you off instead of a blow job, try something different tell her to use her pointer finger and wrap it around your dick and move up in down, which is called piratehooking.

by Flying_high33 October 21, 2009

party pirate

Someone who steals stuff from the party host.

Damn! A party pirate stole my DVDs last night.

by Megan Christie January 18, 2009

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008

Farva the pirate king

A man so manly that no man may ever match his manliness. A Farva the pirate king can transform raw meat into a delicious meal within minutes. Though he looks fearsome, you'll find that Farva the pirate king is truly a wonderful person. A wonderful person who doesn't know when shits hot. Hey Farva, SHIT'S HOT.

That guy is such a Farva the pirate king, everyone just looves the hell out of him.

That meal almost was as good as what Farva the pirate king makes...but it will never be the same.

by ShitsHotGirl November 3, 2010