Skip to main content

paint the wall

Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.
by Pinkie LeStrange April 3, 2010
mugGet the paint the wall mug.

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010
mugGet the to paint houses with Morgan mug.
Related Words

Paint Bucket

After intercourse, a person will wait until their partner is asleep, and then pour a bucket of fecal matter ontop of them.

Sick, but true.
Dude, I woke up this morning, and I found out that I'd recieved a paint bucket last night!

Weak dude, weak.
by Hooooot Pocket April 28, 2005
mugGet the Paint Bucket mug.

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)
'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'
by Faye S January 10, 2010
mugGet the Painting the roses red mug.

Spray Paint

When a woman is giving a blow job, she takes the load in her mouth. Then forcefully blows it out (lips together) causing a spray paint action, Which she goes back and forth across the mans chest.
"Im never talking to that girl again, she spray painted me!"
by Peexy87 February 10, 2012
mugGet the Spray Paint mug.

paint me green

Expression said when one has lost any bet regarding chicks.
You got your dick sucked first so go ahead and paint me green
by forver_undeadd March 13, 2009
mugGet the paint me green mug.

spray paint

When u hold the ejac hole at the brink of climax, the force that is built up is then sprayed all over a flat surface in quick and furious shots. Design Optional.
Bob got the shit spray paint -ed out of him when he saw Sutter glancing and then unloading on him. Ohh yea, he squealed like a bitch. Oww!
mugGet the spray paint mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email