swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

Swag Leap

A Swag Leap was originally used by players in GTA V. When a player presses the buttons "X" then "B" for xbox (or square then circle for ps3) the character proceeds to jump into the air then lose control of His/Her body. careening into any object or person in his/her path.

This action can be preformed in real life but is not recommended. (but I've tried before.)

"Dude that was an awesome Swag Leap." "Ha ha the dude you Swag Lept into died!"

by Madunicycle October 25, 2013

swag of beans

The purest form of swag.

Cool beans and swag= swag of beans

by charlie cockhold September 18, 2013

Swag Bark

To repeatably yell swag at someone with either to much swag or no swag at all.

Depending on the situation this can be a compliment or a put down.

*Homeless Bum walking down street*
Tyreke "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
Lamont "Ay homie that was a down ass swag bark"

*A Swagful person walking down the street*
Lamont "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
*Swagful Person* "Thanks for the swag bark my nigga"

by Loc Spider G December 2, 2011

Fag swag

When your swag asf and everyone thinks your gay, and you admittedly act gay because you want stupid mfs to leave you the fuck alone and they still don’t know they got words more aggressively insulting.

Fag swag bitch.

by Titus dyfilid March 3, 2019

Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014