Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Plot Nakedness

The opposite of plot armour; something in a piece of media is set up to detriment or inconvenience the characters as much as possible as it can in that specific scenario.

I can't believe their phone smashed right before they got stranded! The writers didn't even try to hide their plot nakedness!

by aefjel January 26, 2026

200% Naked

When you’re butt-ass naked but you’re also fully erect and overdosing on cocaine.

My friend Billy got 200% naked and I never saw him again…

by The guy that supplies March 9, 2026

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

That Boi named nijah

The most chill as fuck person you'll ever meet

That Boi named nijah ...well..he is the best person in your life right now .

by Bitch craving July 16, 2016

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020