foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Miss Awesome

A Girl that is Awesome. She listens to you, She cares for Everyone, she has a golden Heart. Shes' Just awesome.
Often girls with names like "Verity, Chiara, Layla" tend to be real Miss Awesomes.

Girl: *helps Person out*
Person: Youre a real Miss Awesome!

by MadMax_ December 15, 2018

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate.9.

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate.9.

.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

missing a gear

Surging one's pace too early or too fast during a run or race and failing to keep it. This often results in hitting the wall, and irreparably kills a runner's chance to run a good time.

Damnit! I tried to pass that group on a hill and I ended upmissing a gear. I fucked up the rest of my race!

by clarke14 November 25, 2011

Miss-Rimmer-Cute

When you're cute in a way that an old lady is cute but it does not necessarily refer to an old lady. You wouldn't call someone who is sexually attractive Miss-Rimmer-Cute or someone who is cute as a dog is cute.

Stacy - "Uh Chad... I like you.
Chad - "You're so Miss-Rimmer-Cute!"
Stacy - "Oh..."

by Ting-Ting (From Mulan 2) November 6, 2022

missing a dunk

what Ben Forster famously did when he misssed that dunk in the Enfield game

hey, Ben is really good when it comes to missing a dunk

by you missed a dunk December 15, 2009