meat storm 

1. When a tennage girl between the ages of 16 and 19 head to the shore towns solely to hit up every night club in search of getting laid by a man using his "meat"
2. When a mass of 20 or more men enter a strip club, night club, or any other building or event at one time.
3. Category1 meat storm-20-25 men
category2-25-30 men
category3-30-35 men
category4-35-40 men
category 5-45+ men

1. Cindy decided to take off from school friday to head down the shore to enjoy the category 3 meat storm.
2. The category 5 meat storm was too much for the strip club to hold therefore, the strippers had to evacuate.

meat storm by mattnoat October 11, 2009

Meat Auger 

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

Meat Auger by PeeBee February 1, 2004

meat slicer 

A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.

I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.

Yeah, that bitch's a meat slicer.

meat slicer by Mr. Rodgers April 29, 2004

meat looker 

When you are in the locker-room changing and/or using the bathroom someone tries to look (or stare) at your meat (dick)
it breaks about every locker-room conduct code and is about the worst thing you can do
***WARNING***
Meat looking can get you beat up, called gay, and any combination of those 2

Guy 1: Yo dont go in the lokcer-room when Mike is in there
Guy 2: why not
Guy 1: Cause he's a meat looker
Guy 2: ok thanks for the heads up

meat looker by bob-keith October 12, 2006

meat wrapper 

A promiscuous woman or gay man.

That girl at is a real meat wrapper. She'll sleep with anyone.

I can't believe Patrick slept with my boyfriend. What a dirty meat wrapper.

meat wrapper by Ally1111 March 20, 2008

Meat Zeppelin

Another term for a man's cock!

I gave jane the old meat zeppelin last night!

Meat Zeppelin by kcally75 August 23, 2008

meat leaks 

After an individual deficates and wipes his/her anal ring, a brown oozing viscous stinky substance starts to seep out of the O-ring causing individual to have to re-wipe over and over through out the day. If leaks are excessive a "Manpon" may be needed. This condition is caused by old age, heavy drinking or butt darts.

How are you doing today after that bad drunk last night? My head's not too bad by I have excessive meat leaks, I've wiped 10 times.

meat leaks by spikeleaks May 29, 2009