jump

politely telling someone to go jump off a building/cliff/bridge

person 1: “ there’s no such thing as evil people, there’s just ordinary people who do bad things because they’re unhappy ”
person 2: “ jump.”

by doomo_03 May 16, 2025

Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.

After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus

by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

phantom jump

(A Shockwave Racing specific term I'm coining.)
Abbreviated as PHJ.
A phantom jump is a "Jump charge" that is hidden due to how buggy the UI is in Shockwave Racing.
Usually, this happens due to the circles that indicate the jump charges being slow or delayed from server lag, thus causing a Phantom Jump.
You can get one via wall sliding (or QuickWalling, i'll coin that later.)

"Understanding how Phantom Jumps work is hard, but is very rewarding now that you aren't just blindly assuming you're a dead man when the HUD shows you have no jumps left."

by Goofy Gooberly the 3rd September 12, 2025

Jump off

Means to “jump off” a bridge or a building, AKA kill yourself.

I told her to jump off after she said I have a tiny dick

by jessica538 October 28, 2021

Jump starter

When she’s riding in cowgirl, pinch each other nipples as hard as you can

Dude me and my girl did the jump starter last night, it was an experience.

by Mr.clean November 14, 2023

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020