Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
by windadam April 17, 2009
Get the Distraction Jackson mug.(adj) - to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash.
please, visualize it...
...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.
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...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.
Brady jackson fails at littering
by lftrpllr September 15, 2009
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Your mom, that filthy whore, made gapple jacks this morning. Though, I appreciate the effort, they taste like shit.
by Flacannon November 26, 2009
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Get the Scribbidy Jackson mug.When a man cums on a twenty-dollar bill and has to go buy twenty dollars worth of condoms with the money he just came on.
After loosing a bet, Luluboy has to cum on a twenty-dollar bill and go buy condoms with the money he just came on. Hence the Sticky Jackson.
by Akida646 & Sgt Vil December 21, 2010
Get the Sticky Jackson mug.The BBB (Baby Back BIOTCH). Always tells people he will "kirk off all over them". Does not know the real pronunciation of "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and so on...
Loves his shoes, but his feet are to large to wear normal shoes, so they do not fit on a shoe rack. Listens to music so loud, everyone can hear. Every other word he uses is "fuck" or "bitch". Pretty much the definition of a ghetto DC black.
Loves his shoes, but his feet are to large to wear normal shoes, so they do not fit on a shoe rack. Listens to music so loud, everyone can hear. Every other word he uses is "fuck" or "bitch". Pretty much the definition of a ghetto DC black.
by blazer October 1, 2012
Get the Kevin Jackson mug.Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.
Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.
Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.
*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".
*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".
*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".
*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".
*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".
by RoadDawg April 14, 2013
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