Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011
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Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
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Get the Jacking Off mug.South African Afrikaans rapper. Famous singles include "Jy dink jys cooler as ekke" (You think you're cooler than me), Dans Dans Dans with Francois van Coke and Die Vraagstuf with Die Heuwels Fantasties.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
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by BerserkBun February 24, 2015
Get the buttery jack mug.A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
by Anon7301 May 7, 2011
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This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.
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