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italian motherfucker 

A nosy neighbor dat like to sleep alot and talk to ppl on da phone just ask da jerky boys...haha go look up jerky boys on a music source and download italian motherfucker
italian motherfucker by manie October 8, 2003

deep italian vagina 

The act of accidentally posting inappropriate comments, memes, gifs or other written atrocities in a group chat.

Example: Did you see Chris accidentally post that Helen Keller Nude in the group chat for the hearing impared? He pulled a "Deep Italian Vagina."
Last night was another "Deep Italian Vagina" situation when that guy accidentally posted a meme of Mexicans being used as lawn furniture on the Hispanic Heritage Website.

Italian Kiss

When you are drinking straight from the wine bottle and slip it a little tongue.
Chad: Dude, am I seeing things or did Kaitlyn just tongue punch that wine bottle?
Brad: Yeah, she likes to make out with her wine bottles when she finishes them. She calls it an Italian kiss.
Chad: Had I had known! Been drinking wine all wrong for too long!

Brad: Dude, poetry. She'll probably let you get in on that action if you ask nicely.
Italian Kiss by Garantula December 22, 2019

italian banker

A fine titty fuck with a rim job or tit dig and usually with anal completion.
Shit, she rim and titty you ass? You're one silky Italian Banker.
italian banker by Tony TBag October 26, 2007

italian job 

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)
Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!
italian job by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008

Italiano, Mike 

You dont want to know... (retarded clone)
Italiano, Mike by John Heritage October 20, 2003