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Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack
by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021
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shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.
I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)
by laceyfleece December 27, 2011
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Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.
Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.
by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018
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Baby Nazi

An adult who never got out of his edgy kid phase, thinks that tasteless antisemitic jokes are still funny, and still tries to piss people off just so they can call them a pussy for being offended by it.
Some baby nazi just drew swastikas all over the stalls in the mall bathroom.
by Greese Job October 21, 2019
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baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.
by Babytubbs December 21, 2018
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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
by Zara Zara June 6, 2017
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Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011
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