The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019
Get the Two Hand Ham Twistermug. Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.
by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008
Get the slippin' him the ham and cheesemug. by Greg Haun February 14, 2019
Get the Knuckle popping the ham doormug. by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017
Get the Slam the ham against the clammug. by your coyl June 7, 2003
Get the ham jammermug. A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
by Beerswizle October 16, 2003
Get the bulldog eating a ham sandwichmug. When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.
by Supreme God of Gods...Danielly January 1, 2019
Get the Slam Clam Hammug.