by Cardozoed February 14, 2005

by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010

sad fuhk
noun
1. A person who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
noun
1. A person who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
by electricthinker July 28, 2012

by Billy B Bill March 28, 2008

by B.y.o.p.f.u May 17, 2018

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
by Reddirt May 31, 2014

EXAMPLE 1
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
by FloydHamilton April 16, 2014
