‘That Guy’ Disease

When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.

I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.

by VanillN May 31, 2023

Dubz Disease

When you fake cancer to garner sympathy from your friends who are worried about you.

Hey have you heard from J? Yea man he down bad with a case of Dubz disease.

by Kween of Thots March 12, 2022

froggy disease

when a girl has a butt that looks like a disected frog laying flat on a table.

You see that girl over there she got froggy disease.

by Mr. William Moore September 10, 2008

Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.

Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!

by JSlice! June 29, 2019

Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.

Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.

by 121madman121 September 28, 2009

Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021