dead baby

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

by barney grumble January 20, 2009

Dead Horse

Old saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971Sept May 22, 2009

dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.

The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.

by Shawn B. April 8, 2003

DEAD MEME

WHEN A MEME HAS BEEN USED SO MUCH IT HAS BECOME DEAD AF AND EVERYONE GETS TIRED OF SEEING IT EVERY 5 SECONDS IN THEY GODDAMN INSTAGRAM FEED

"hey, did you see they 'changed' the Hollywood sign again"
"BITCH STFU THAT WAS A DEAD MEME ON JANUARY 2ND"

by ROSS TEEKS January 6, 2017

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked

by JessicaMMFH August 21, 2019

Dead Squirrel

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

by Neil Page January 12, 2008