Donkey cheese

Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.

The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com

Or possibly a poker bet?

Here try some donkey cheese, it's imported.

Donkey cheese by Modern Women January 2, 2026

Donkey/Donk

Donkey is used to define something or an action that is “cool”, it is often used to praise things or actions. Donk is essentially the same thing but more commonly used to refer to an individual or a group of individuals rather than a thing or action.

Isaiah: Where was you at?

Amari: We just slid all through they shit! I brought the Donks wit’ me, Zaire got it crackin’ wit’ fully that bitch was Donkey!

(Donkey/Donk)

Donkey/Donk by young niggа January 31, 2026

Donkey Divot

(noun)

A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.

Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.

• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”

Donkey Divot by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026

Donkey Skating

Donkey Skating is whenever someone spends the entire day running around town doing a bunch of menial, pointless errands and tasks thinking they’re handling important business or making big moves, when in reality they’re getting absolutely nothing accomplished.

The classic tweaking hustle where you’re out in the world all day “on a mission,” bouncing from spot to spot, chasing small tasks that feel meaningful in the moment but add up to zero progress. You’re moving nonstop but just spinning your wheels like a donkey on skates.

Celina was getting banged by Joe while her boyfriend Kyle was out donkey skating.

Hustlin? You haven't done shit but donkey skate all day.

Donkey Skating by ExoAKV May 16, 2026

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.

Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Circling the donkey by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014

pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011