Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

Rusty dong

The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal

When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong

by Rusty Dong May 2, 2021

kaylynn dong

a hot best friend

ohhh kaylynn dong is so hot and were best friends

by daddy123645 May 7, 2021

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 7, 2021

dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.

My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

by King Watson August 18, 2013