Honky-Ass Cracker

A white person who displays an enormous amount of racism towards a black person unintentionally. These people are usually found in country clubs, sheltered rich neighborhoods, and white trash trailer parks.

Rich White Person: "Thanks for (insert job, service, or common courtesy), here is a 100 dollar bill, or a 'benjamen' as your people call them, so you can pay your baby momma's child support."
Random Black Man: "The fuck is up with this Honky-Ass Cracker?!"

by ThaRealSkweezy June 6, 2012

Tijuana toilet cracker

When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet

I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker

by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017

cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

cracker-jacker

one who has sex with dumbass white boy and don't remember afterword

Nick is such a cracker-jacker
-I hate his dumbass self!

by Nickhater January 17, 2005

Graham Cracker Pussy

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy

Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy

by Iillaann January 16, 2020

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

Tennessee Hip Cracker

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021