the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.

?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention

by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023

come steppin

When SHTF and people come to your location and steal, rob or kill you, take your food, shelter, bartering supplies, clothing, survival equipment: Someone come steppin/ steppen you.

Someone Come Steppin You

by Hopeful Disaster February 5, 2023

Come Out Day

On October 12th of the year 2023, he will come out the closet and tell everyone that he is really into guys and wants to bang a furry. It is the day of truth from him. He is not to be hated on for it, but only told he is fine for being honest.

"I cant believe Pres actually did it on Come Out Day. I'm so happy he was honest. I just hope he don't try to cum on me."

by TheRealJournalist October 11, 2023

Come

1. The act of going towards something

2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm

Homie: Yooo, let's have a sleepover!
You: I am going to come!

Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!

by the FBI at October 19, 2023

come nah man

“Come nah man” is a phrase used when someone is doing something that is fully insensible to someone else.

You wanna go smoke in school?
“Come nah man” what kinda stupidness is that?

by Madam Lee October 21, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

The imposter is coming

when the imposter comes he will kill you and you might die from the sussy imposter amog us

THE IMPOSTER IS COMING LOLOLOL he WILL DIE YOU LOLLOL

by stop acting skibidi November 7, 2023