COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

covid unit

It's a measurement of time lasting about 2 years or who knows forever.

Jack worked on that project since March 2020 or one covid unit.

by lsannarbor April 19, 2022

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

covidaphobia

People who are scared of getting coronavirus so much, that even when restrictions are lifted, people still do things like wear face masks, face shields, social distance, etc.

After 2 years of wearing face masks, the mandate was lifted for wearing masks, but some people still wore them in public and social distanced themselves from others because they suffer from the psychological illness known as covidaphobia.

by PresenceOfTruth April 25, 2022

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid

Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach

by Braydendecker May 31, 2022