IRS Stimulus Check

Something only dead people receive.

My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.

by FormerIRSagent June 1, 2020

Vinegar-Stroke Checks

In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.

Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.

by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005

Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...

I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

by adrianaway December 13, 2014

Twilight Zone Check

When you have a near-death experience and you have to make sure you’re not in the Twilight Zone.

After being nearly hit by a car it’s important to perform a Twilight Zone Check by making sure people can still see you

by TacticalShrubbery September 24, 2019

Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.

Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)

by Souhung July 3, 2017

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

Biggest vibe check

Abraham Lincoln when John Wilkes Booth came and checked his vibe and his vibes were not good so John had to let him go.

Yo you hear about the biggest vibe check, Lincon had to go

by bigdogbob December 5, 2019