IRS Stimulus Check

Something only dead people receive.

My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.

by FormerIRSagent June 1, 2020

Vinegar-Stroke Checks

In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.

Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.

by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005

Reality Bowl Check

This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.

This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.

Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!

Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....

by Drockf February 5, 2014

Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...

I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

by adrianaway December 13, 2014

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019

tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.

All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019