monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

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iPhone time

A period of time reserved for the making of a bowel movement, plus an indeterminate duration after that in the same location, while wrapping up the game, email or facebook checking you're engaged in.

I'll be back in ten minutes, I need some iPhone time.

by l0ner August 06, 2010

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Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 15, 2023

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Tiff Time

It's that time of the year usually consisting of a weekend to 2 weeks where 2 best friends meet up to Vacation with one another.

Holy cow, this year's Tiff time was off the hook!!

by Ezras13 February 12, 2017

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Groves Time

1. excuse for being late
2. irractic arrival to events and sometimes no-shows
3. term used by entire towns on drug wait
4. expected lateness of 20 min or more of certain party members

aDang Casey, where the fuck you been?!!
bman...
cyou said 10 min, 20 min ago!
awhat can i say, groves time baby, groves time.

by Gezwa February 13, 2008

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