Burton

A brewery town in the Staffordshire, England. Boxer Fraser Clarke is a local.

I'm from burton.
Carling is brewed in burton.

by IzzaSparra September 1, 2019

Batton

To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject

We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one

by Roger tittle October 14, 2019

Thug Buttin

A form of dance, much like twerking, but in a uniquely "thuggish" way.

Yo, Moriah was thug buttin hard at the school dance last year.

by Skarekrow9 December 1, 2019

Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."

"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Connor Burton

Mega fat ass with a over 20 fat rolls and has more chins than a hippo. The most annoying person you will ever meet and acts like he is the coolest person in the world but actually can't do anything without a parent or guardians permission.

Wow! There's fake ass Connor Burton!

by boi boi boooii 123 January 22, 2020

The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020