The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of randomdots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.
"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BluePox!!!"
An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.