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Blue Lawed 

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws
On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.
Blue Lawed by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

Blue Pox 

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.
"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"
Blue Pox by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

Blue bath 

The blue water inside a porta-potty
Hey did you see that kid get a blue bath when I knocked over that porta potty?
Blue bath by Pauly Blart September 17, 2016

Blue state archipelago 

The 57 'blue' counties that voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election.
Most of the reporters exposed by Wikipedia came from the Blue State Archipelago.

blue diarrhea 

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.
i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.
blue diarrhea by cool1256 May 23, 2017