Beaverslapped

When one drinks so much liquor that he/she is completely intoxicated and starts to yammer like an idiot.

Jeff drank two 40's and was completely beaverslapped! Dude would not shut the fuck up!

by Chilliousone April 4, 2011

BeaverCleave

to cut or slash the vagina with ones teeth

OW you just Beavercleaved me

by clergy May 6, 2011

Beaver-tail'n

When heat accumulates in the lower region of your nutsack causing testicle to fan out in a beaver tail type fashion

Hey Jon-michael can you turn the fan on im really Beaver-tail'n right now

by Cuch October 14, 2011

beaver leaver

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a beaver leaver ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by the pooter tooter November 13, 2011

beaverdam

v. To intentionally interfere with a woman who is trying to get laid, and results in said woman NOT getting laid. Usually done by a somewhat less attractive girlfriend. (This could be considered the female version of the cock-block.)
n. A person who is responsible for the act of beaverdamming

I was about to hook up with this hot guy at the Fort Kent Bar last night but then Nikki totally beaverdammed me! Why doesn't she mind her own business?!

by miyabroto_musashi November 14, 2011

Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.

That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.

by Blindlemon November 27, 2011

Beaver Wrangler

The only guy who works in an office of women and keeps the bitchiness in line.

Joe: man the chicks at work got into it today.
Sam: good thing you're a good Beaver Wrangler and whipped them back into shape.

by buick8 February 6, 2013