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Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024
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Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.
Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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Cookie Batter

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?
by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026
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Boba Blaster

Boba Blaster, when the male takes a straw and puts it in a females vagina during intercourse and spits down the straw.
"Dude, I did the boba blaster on Kaylee last night.
by therealdeus February 22, 2025
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