False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.

He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Shark Gang

A disgusting group of degenerates. They try to start gang wars with spider-man whale gang, but fail every time.

Shark Gang reminds me of my wife, only three people care about them and they get bullied for it.

by BeansMcgee June 8, 2019

Shark

Equals Eniodapi

Eniodapi built like a shark.

by Enio is my bitch August 15, 2019

Sharked

When you’re epically dissed.

“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”

by Soimmo August 20, 2019

Shark eye

What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.

Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!

Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?

by lane3192 May 14, 2018

Rough Shark

Someone small and insignificant that lives in the shadows and PROBABLY eats small fish.

I was quite the rough shark back in High School. I had no friends and my dorsal fin was two times the size of my pectoral fin.

by Spergosaur April 16, 2018