The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.

Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.

by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

V-Card

A validation of one's virginity. After sex, former-virgins must destroy the v-card.

Girl: Hey, boy. Wanna have some fun?
Boy: Hell, nah! 'pulls out v-card'

by A.S.E. July 21, 2019

Card

Virginity

Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!

by Angelina S. July 27, 2019

carding

credit card fraud - stealing money with stolen credit card data

if you are new to carding/fraud or need someone to learn stuffs from or partner up with you can hit me up on instagram @rain3r44 i’m more than willing to share my knowledge and cashout methods for free, my resources are limitless no bluffing, CPN-EIN, Pink slip for Cars and insurance, Bank checks, WU, Venmo, phones from Verizon, amazon, ebay, can refer you to CUs, just name it man, 3 years in the game is not a joke, let's make bread.

by rain3r44 November 19, 2019

Red Card

The act of giving someone a red card is usually to call out autistic behavior and to generate sexual tension

*Carson just grabbed Jerry's genetalia

Hey Carson, red card!

by Sniph me April 12, 2019

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019