wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

Wonker

A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!

Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!

by *.*.* April 20, 2004

Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey December 13, 2008

CHEESE WONKER

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!

that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!

by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008

wonderwall

someone who you find yourself thinking about all the time. the person who you're completely infatuated with. the one that you look for first on your buddy list every time you sign in. the person that you find yourself completely head over heels for.

There are many things that I would like to say to you; I don't know how. Because maybe you're gonna be the one who saves me. And after all, you're my wonderwall.

by dundundundundun49 January 12, 2011

wooder

A Wooder is somehow who just really likes wood, they love birch and they love oak, they love all wood.

My Uncle George is such a Wooder!

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018

wondernine

A high-power, high-capacity 9mm semi-automatic pistol.
The versions with magazines holding more than 10 rounds are now reserved for law enforcement use. They are very popular however with gang criminals, who compensate their sloppy marksmanship with quantitative firepower.

Watch out, these dudes get their wondernines out pretty quickly.

by Sepex November 14, 2005