ROFL-WAFFLE

A waffle that is so deliciously funny that you say rofl-waffle!
by TheMoonMan3236 February 08, 2009
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rofl my waffle

a term that came from the phrase "lego my ego" used online by mostly counter-strike players to express laughter
by dony p August 06, 2005
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Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.
by Petican August 05, 2019
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topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
by BigpapiP October 05, 2021
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Waffle House Wendy

A defensive fast food employee that is ready to throw down whenever needed
"Bro, did you see how that Waffle House Wendy caught that chair!?"
by Karbman December 29, 2022
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how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."
by G T Ripper November 13, 2008
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Techno Waffle Frisbee

The act of throwing waffles from a moving vehicle in a Frisbee-like way, towards a group of ravers. This was first introduced by Curtis Lepore, who is Vine famous.
by busterbeans August 01, 2013
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