by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
by Arcturus5 March 09, 2021
1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 10, 2018
He is a funny and overall chill guy.He has only one type of girl short,light skinned and a big booty.Their is nothing else to be said Craig is a ladies man
by Supper dawg March 12, 2019
Fricken awesome last name man! Good on ya. What a beast you are. WHEN YOU MEET A VAN EEKELEN TELL THEM THAT YOU THINK THEY ARE IDIAN. They will love you and obsess over you until you kill them.
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have fun with your VAN EEKELENS
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have fun with your VAN EEKELENS
"Oh look! Her last name is VAN EEKELEN. She must be dutch!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"
by bahkawaa November 10, 2020
A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
by Bivop July 28, 2016
The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.
by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023