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Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
mugGet the Van Tam'dmug.

van hursty

a businessman who loves to kill vampires by night but sells tobacco products by day. he also carries lots of briefcases and wears trench coats
omg your such a van hursty
OMG too far man!!!
by chozzers February 3, 2010
mugGet the van hurstymug.

Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Maxim Van Desselmug.

mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
by Urmommishott February 12, 2018
mugGet the mom vanmug.

Pa-van

A former gitam student with very unzipping nature, a person who always wants to get naked or get nude with full of sexual desire
She got pa-van the other night, don't get pa-van in public for god's sake!
by Edwin daniels November 24, 2021
mugGet the Pa-vanmug.

Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones
by Skee89 December 17, 2018
mugGet the Van Hoosen Middle Schoolmug.

ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
mugGet the ethan van eykmug.

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