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Van

multi-emotional, love green, wish band IELTS 7.5 or 8.0, excellent student hk1, SAT above 1400, pass National Economic Iniversity, Foreign Trade University and domestic universities and universities other international
Van is a very cool and unique name
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
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Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022
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ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
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Joe Van Falier 2.0

Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
Kinky Gal: Joe Van Falier 2.0 is epic, I love his girth and charisma.
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
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Van Stuff

Midwestern American slang for furry sex cults.
A friend of mine regularly heads up to Lake Michigan to do van stuff.
by riglef February 11, 2022
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Van Goghtograph

Van Gogh did paintings that were remarkably mysterious, artistic, compelling, unique and fascinating. He is World famous. Today there are photos taken with many different types of cameras that the photographer can run through photo programs that do some interesting Van Gogh like techniques. Also there are Raintings (see right here on Urban Dictionary for their definition) that don't use a photo program, only rain water or drops on a windshield between the camera and the subject. It would be a dishonor to say these artful photos are Van Gogh's, but they are artistic.
Van Goghtographs never purport to be like a Van Gogh painting nor to actually be a Van Gogh. They might make their viewers mindful of Van Gogh, and contain influence from his works, but Van Gogh is attached to the word photograph in a playful way, not to cheat nor forge, but to pay respect & homage to a famous artist.
by Poppy Doodle October 19, 2021
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