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You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.
Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.
by CheeseAss September 20, 2005
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Man Beast

A Man Beast is a fat ugly, extremely large built female. These grotesque creatures, can be found in any UK city and seem to have many kids by different fathers. Man Beasts offen wear ill-fitting leggings and tight armless tops, to show off their disgusting fat bodies, and flabby arms covered in tattoos as a sign of pride. Very slow and unintelligent, these creatures can be herd screaming and swearing at their kids in public. The male partners of these creatures, are smaller by comparison, not very tall and skinny due to the lack of food.
Jesus that thing is over there, with the three kids is built like a brick shit house Man Beast
by kent brockman April 22, 2013
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Vies Man

Een vies manneke, vettig ventje of vunzig kereltje. Vaak gebruikt in de context van seksuele handelingen of algemene omgang met het andere geslacht. Ook gebruikt bij algemene viezigheden zoals letterlijk vuil zijn etc.
Voorbeeld 1:
Kerel 1: G hebt ge het al gehoord? De Robbe heeft in twee weken al 5 eerstejaarsstudenten gepaald!
Kerel 2: Echt een vies manneke

Voorbeeld 2:
Kerel 1: Kan ik vrienden uitnodigen morgen op ons gezamelijk kot?
Kerel 2: Ik ging een chickie uitnodigen maar geen probleem, dan neem ik haar wel mee naar mijn kamer.
Kerel 1: Vies manneke
by StabiloBoss October 8, 2018
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man fries

Pronunciation: mahn-frahyz

Noun- an alteration of the classic fried potato dish, used to suggest man-on-man oral sex. Akin to tossing the salad.

Also, a common Irish surname.
Seacrest looooves him sum man fries!

Richard Simmons eats healthy, but he sure does have a weakness for man fries!

I loove me sum special sauce on my man fries!
by DJ Ghost Coast June 22, 2009
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siu man

the siu man is on live right now
by njcnjfsjsdvnjd March 8, 2022
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cum-man

i think i am going to make a cum-man today
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Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,
John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."
by #Jamaica December 6, 2011
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