the straightest girl you will ever meet. painfully, painfully straight. she'll be super tall and super hot, but then ask you what cishet even means. still the sweetest person you'll ever meet, her disgusting taste in music is worth it if you actually get to know her.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
Get the hannahmug. a jordeyns bestfriend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dogsmartdog December 28, 2020
Get the hannahmug. Hannah is one of the nicest people u will ever meet. She is very smart, has lots of friends, and amazing grades. She is very sporty and will tend to have a signature hairstyle, such as a high ponytail. She is like, the perfect person. She loves sending gifs to her friends, and is very fast. She adores dogs.
by u guys suck <3 November 17, 2021
Get the hannahmug. “i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
by bigcatman February 5, 2022
Get the hannah has no shows to watchmug. Hannahs are some of the most fun and outgoing people you will meet. They may sometimes seem shy when first around someone but can quickly open up as soon as they feel comfortable. They are smart and generally sporty and a Hannah will be very competitive, even if it doesn't have something to do with sports. While Hannahs do enjoy gossip and can sometimes be overdramatic, they are funny and overall fun to be around. If you have a friend named Hannah stay close to her and you will make great memories and have a strong everlasting friendship.
by wllwtree November 25, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. The badass girl who doesn’t care what others think. She’s not good at expressing feelings or emotions. Is partially broken, but still has some hope. She is a beautiful, intelligent, caring, strong, independent, and mindful girl with one of the best personalities. She believes in hard work rather than luck. She had already accepted the fact that most guys are too intimidated to even look at her. She'll always be too intelligent, too confident, and too much for everyone. Others want to be her...or be with her because she is fiercely ambitious and subtly sexy. She's obsessed with winning, and she's pretty good at it.
She has black hair with tantalizing Chinita eyes that will cause you to get lost in space because once you look at them they always look so cold, hard, and emotionless. It's VERY rare that she does not like someone if she does not like you she will make it well known and not hide the fact from you. The last thing is that she hates fake people and will stick up for others no matter what the cost.
She is the most serene, goddess of beauty, smart, and talented. Seems not to care but deep inside she cares more than anybody else. Yet, she’s not perfect. She has her flaws and weaknesses. She can be arrogant, strict, selfish, rude, and bossy at times. Regardless of how difficult she is most of the time that doesn’t change her great personality. She is the type of person you never wanna lose. You need a Hannah in your life!
She has black hair with tantalizing Chinita eyes that will cause you to get lost in space because once you look at them they always look so cold, hard, and emotionless. It's VERY rare that she does not like someone if she does not like you she will make it well known and not hide the fact from you. The last thing is that she hates fake people and will stick up for others no matter what the cost.
She is the most serene, goddess of beauty, smart, and talented. Seems not to care but deep inside she cares more than anybody else. Yet, she’s not perfect. She has her flaws and weaknesses. She can be arrogant, strict, selfish, rude, and bossy at times. Regardless of how difficult she is most of the time that doesn’t change her great personality. She is the type of person you never wanna lose. You need a Hannah in your life!
by dhsjuwiwbevys January 25, 2022
Get the Hannahmug. “The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020
Get the Hannah R. McRmug.